keeping a notebook

I am pretty sure that after the age of 50, people just start losing their fucking minds.

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 13:22:00 -0400

Don’t get mad at me for being ageist. This is based on empirical evidence collected from...

Did anyone else think Wanted was terrible?

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 13:20:04 -0400

How your Emily Gould gossip sausage gets made.

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 16:15:00 -0400

How your Emily Gould gossip sausage gets made.: This post on Emily Gould’s blog makes me feel...

Today is my first day off in seven days.

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 14:56:00 -0400

I plan on spending it watching TiVo’d episodes of Oprah. First up: ‘A mother horribly...

I just sent an email to someone and signed it "Fartcine" by mistake.

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 12:41:47 -0400

frangry:And I am not even kidding. That actually happened.Hahahahahaha.

In which I am older tham John McCain.

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 12:40:37 -0400

Last night I called 911 because kids were setting off fireworks in the park across from my house....

3 Movie Characters With Whom I Identify

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 15:18:28 -0400

Katie Morosky in The Way We WereMirabelle in ShopgirlCeline in Before SunsetI will...

goodyerin:On second thought, I sort of love the new Madonna...

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 10:34:16 -0400

goodyerin:

On second thought, I sort of love the new Madonna album.

So much better than the horrible Sunsilk song. Which, by the way, is that about superheoes or celebrity activism? They’re both so trendy right now.

Alvy Singer: Here, you look like a very happy couple, um, are you?

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 04:50:00 -0400

Alvy Singer: Here, you look like a very happy couple, um, are you?Random woman on the street:...

"But then, I’m a man (as far as you—and I—know!), so I get treated better on the internet."

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 03:42:46 -0400

“But then, I’m a man (as far as you—and I—know!), so I get treated better on the...

These are my new bosses. There are multiple reasons I’m...

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 00:33:00 -0400

These are my new bosses. There are multiple reasons I’m excited about my job, four of them being biceps.

The one on the left’s arms are extra long so they can fit around my expanding waistline (at happy hour tonight I ate so many nachos I thought I would vomit at the bar).

Something for Jakob the Inventor to work on now that he has more free time:

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 03:28:00 -0400

Underwear that can be removed without taking off my sweatpants. You know, like bras from under...

toomuchawesome:Liz Phair - “Flower” (Live at Town Hall, NYC,...

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 02:29:00 -0400

toomuchawesome:

Liz Phair - “Flower” (Live at Town Hall, NYC, 1995)

I used to love this song so much. The ‘I want to be your blowjob queen’ line was particularly thrilling when I was eighteen.

Since everyone (no one) has been asking, here are my thoughts on the Internet's Saddest Millionaire.

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:25:00 -0400

So I think Mary Rambin and Jakob Lodwick actually have a lot in common and that is their crippling...

jessicagoldharalson:“Cashew, a 14 year old Labrador Retriever...

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 01:35:00 -0400

jessicagoldharalson:

“Cashew, a 14 year old Labrador Retriever owned by Terry Burns in Middleburg, Pennsylvania, is blind and deaf. Her best friend is a red tabby cat named Libby. Libby has become Cashew’s seeing-eye cat. She guides Cashew around obstacles, leads her to the food dish and even sleeps next to her every night.”

I find this so unbearably heartbreaking. It’s like when you see movies about a retarded person finally learning how to read or something and everyone thinks it’s all uplifting. It’s not, it’s horribly sad that they are happy when they actually don’t even know how bad they have it.

Related: My day was horrible.

Dear Tracie,Sometimes I love you. Sometimes you show your true...

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 00:39:00 -0400

Dear Tracie,

Sometimes I love you. Sometimes you show your true ‘retard’ colors (your word, not mine). People aren’t trying to ‘censor’ you when they call out your ridiculous implication that non-consensual, drugged sex between a thirteen-year-old girl and a middle-aged man doesn’t constitute rape. They’re telling you you’re dead fucking wrong. Because you are.

And your reaction? Flipping out and banning people for holding opposing points of view? I’m pretty sure that’s actual censorship. (Not that I give a shit about the censoring of Jezebel comments, which obviously need some cleaning out.)

Oh, and you’re actually not allowed to say n***** regardless of the context, and I rarely think your contexualization of those other words validates their use.

Kisses, Me

I very much enjoyed this video of Winston getting his summer...

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 00:11:15 -0400

I very much enjoyed this video of Winston getting his summer haircut. My favorite is how afterward he has that anorexic lollipop head look.

Daily dose of M.I.A.After reading this post over on Jezebel I...

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 19:06:00 -0400

Daily dose of M.I.A.

After reading this post over on Jezebel I want to chop off all my hair like M.I.A. But I’ll never do it because it would be like losing my right arm.

Last night I dreamt I made out with a dog.

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 13:15:46 -0400

Guys, this is concerning.In my defense, it was a Wishbone-style talking dog and he was super...

thinning the herd

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 12:10:00 -0400

jakoblodwick:I’ve unfollowing people on Tumblr because there is simply too much good stuff. It’s an...