Another reason why I hate football.
I don’t ask for much (yes I do), but after working for twelve hours I just wanted to come home to a cold beer and a TiVo’d episode of Oprah (you guys, I learn a lot from that show—facts about America’s health care system and advice about living my life more spiritually). Except Oprah didn’t fucking get TiVo’d because the Giants were playing the Redskins. Also, what? They can still call themselves that? What?
Related: We’ll be getting Indian blood peaches in at the fruit stand within the next couple of weeks! (That was not a joke.)
