Chelsea Handler has authored two books and I want them.
They are called: Are You There, Vodka? It’s Me, Chelsea and My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One Night Stands.
If I’m being honest with myself, I’m way more likely to read either of those than Oscar Wao, which I bought at Costco over a week ago and has been sitting untouched on my kitchen counter ever since.
UPDATE: Just read an excerpt on Amazon and it was really truly awful. Disappointments.