So … I’m asking you - if you could give your high school self advice upon graduation, what would it be?
It’s okay if you’re a virgin. That’s about the only thing I would’ve been interested in hearing.
I only skimmed this post so I don’t totally get the context, but I don’t think any is necessary. I LOL’d the first three times I watched it.
Related: ‘I am aware of all internet traditions’ seems like something I’d deliriously write in a cover letter at 4 am.
From my inbox this morning:
http://philanthropynw.org/job-bank/Default.htm
[Redacted] was saying at lunch that this is the place for all NW jobs, and, in fact, here’s your dream Gates Foundation job. You just need a little more experience.
L., M.
She’s just trying to be nice and that’s rare for her so I don’t want to discourage it, but I have a strong desire to respond with: THANKS FOR YOUR FUCKING HELP BITCH, BUT I’M ACTUALLY ALL SET ON THE FINDING-JOBS-FOR-WHICH-I-AM-HOPELESSLY-UNDERQUALIFIED FRONT.
She also recently sent me a link for a website that offers two week internships in India for the bargain price of $4,000. Airfare not included.